hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
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we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
Be still, my beating vagina.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
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I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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