So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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