I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
i just renamed my vag "the sorting hat"
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
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And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
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They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
Randomize