im gay
i know
yea but for you.
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
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