Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
We need to stop calling him that. I definitely said “Fuck me harder Swizzle Dick“ while we were doing it and it got weird
He should appreciate that I recommend that corkscrew cock of his! I’m getting him laid
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