I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
Life without a bra equals bliss.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
Randomize
