girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
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someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
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My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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