If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
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btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
I feel like the only phrases I can clearly speak while drunk consist of: i'm fucking drunk, chug, and shots
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
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I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
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