just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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