Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
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they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
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do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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