That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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