Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
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there were more penises there than on chat roulette
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
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no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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