we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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