In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
I hope mine doesn't look like that
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
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it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
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Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
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