why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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