He told me i was the nicest person he's ever arrested for DUI
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
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I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
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the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
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