Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
mondays should just be called national damage control day
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
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