Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
third nipple confirmed
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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