google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
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