ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
If you think me talking about that hot guy accepting my LinkedIn request is pornographic, I’m not sure how you’re gonna feel when I tell you I fucked a stranger on a park bench last weekend
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