It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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