Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
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