We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
babies were throwing up all over the place
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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