i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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