Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
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Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
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So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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