i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
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