I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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