Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
Hungover at Subway, watching a business guy try to squeeze his way past my car to get into his. Bitch shouldn'ta parked over the line.
You truly are a temple of morality.
I am the night, I am justice, I am currently watching the fat biz guy pay a frat boy to back his car up for him so he can get in.
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