You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
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