I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
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