We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
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I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
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i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
I'm always down for nudity.
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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