Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
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Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
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That accounts for only three of the penises
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
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