it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
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I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
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Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
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