i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
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