I gave up sex with dolphins for you.
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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