Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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