We're like a lot better than the average bears
If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
My underwear smells like fireworks.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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