you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
So many bounce houses so little time
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
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