i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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