You work out of a Hotel?
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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