next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
Farmville is her only friend.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
Randomize
