Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
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