we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
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I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
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You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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