hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
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