I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
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Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
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We have started to decorate penises.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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