he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
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