Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
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