so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
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We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
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I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
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