I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
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Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
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My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
Blow job season was short but glorious.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
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