I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
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TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
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I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
We played wedding bingo. I made out with the maid of honor and fucked one of the bride’s sorority sisters. But I needed to get with the groom’s cousin, a mother-in-law to be, or the wedding planner to win and I came up short.
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