i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
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Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
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You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
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