I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
Randomize
