AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
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