i think i have herpe
just one?
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
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tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
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He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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