True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
I would fuck him just for his dog
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
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