I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
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I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
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YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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